The whispers in the hall never bother her at all Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium Fraulein Mueller at the scratches on her arm And the German homework is late again, oh no She's a Sleestak The neighbors are concerned about the bruises and the burns And the seaweed smell that comes in from the rain And there's something wrong with the Johnsons' lawn And someone says "Honey, have you seen the cats today?" She's a Sleestak