Parry Gripp - Lamer Than Lame lyrics

How do I get through to a girl like you? Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Yeah yeah Beautiful lips, like Strawberry Quik I saw your boyfriend, he looks like a dick (But) you won't check me out 'Cause I work in the back At the RadioShack I won't be surprised If you don't call me tonight 'Cause I'm lamer than lame Uncool in every single way But your boyfriend makes you want to cry Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy? How can I even make you understand When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband Oh no Saw you on the bus Laughin' with your pretty friends I was in back with the retarded kids Tried to say hello at the high school dance (But) then I wet my pants I won't be surprised If you don't call me tonight 'Cause I'm lamer than lame Uncool in every single way But your boyfriend makes you want to cry Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy? We could be happy, I could be the one you're looking for I could get a haircut, and I'd give up the video games No need to explain why you didn't know my name 'Cause I'm lamer than lame Uncool in every single way But your boyfriend makes me want to cry Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy? Lamer Lamer Wohohohoho