Parokya Ni Edgar - Picha Pie lyrics

at first i was afraid to eat a picha pie kept thinking this is not a good this is a picha pie and i spent oh so many nights just eating my tortang talong and i grew strong because of my tortang talong biglang may box, from outer space nakita ko sabay kinuha ko 'yung box from outer space binuksan ko at nasindak may picha pie sobrang laki! tinikman ko within 5 seconds, naubos ko parang mani! ngayon ako, ay ganito kung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's you're not welcome, ('tang) ina mo! ngayong sa akin picha pie ayoko nang mahiwalay para sa 'yo, handa kong magpakamatay 'cuz now I love picha pie as long as i eat picha pie i know i'll be alive i want all my garlic beef pepperoni, double cheese ang picha pie... oh, picha pie... penge! you took all the cash I have, naubos ng lahat gusto ko pa ng picha pie ngunit ang pera'y di sapat and so I spent so many nights just feeling sorry for myself it made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie? ngayon ako ay nagipit! hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip medyo mahal ang picha pie you can't expect it to be free that's why I'm saving all my money para mayroong pambili [look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!] (huh? picha pie!) [no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!] (pi-cha pie) [pi-] (pi-) [zza!] (cha!) [pizza!] (picha!) [nononono, nonono] translations: tortang talong - eggplant omelette biglang may box - there came a box nakita ko sabay kinuha ko - i saw it and i got it 'yung box - the box binuksan ko at nasindak - i opened it and i got scared may picha pie sobrang laki - there was a picha pie, so big! tinikman ko - i tasted/tried it naubos ko parang man i - i finished it like it was 'mani!' ngayon ako, ay ganito - now i'm like this kung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's - if you're not pizza hut or shakey's ('tang) ina mo! - (b**h/prostitute) your mother is...! ngayong sa akin picha pie - now the picha pie if mine ayoko nang mahiwalay - i don't want to share it para sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay - for you, i'll prepare it when i die ang picha pie - the picha pie penge! - give me! naubos ng lahat - it's all gone gusto ko pa ng picha pie - i still want picha pie ngunit ang pera'y di sapat - but my money's not enough wala na ba akong picha pie? - i don't have picha pie anymore? ngayon ako ay nagipit! - now i'm stressed out! hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip - i'm not a stupid person who doesn't think medyo mahal ang picha pie - pizza pie's a little expensive para mayroong pambili - so that i can buy it