You better get ready for a big surprise You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise Mental message by visual contact Louder than any other s**ual soundtrack Chito: More margarita for my cute senorita Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava Chuggin down on my J&B while checkin out the parts of my date's anatomy Forget the brains forget the personality What I'm after is your effect on my gravity like Trinity Flying high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick Band: You better get ready for a big surprise You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise Mental message by visual contact Louder than any other s**ual soundtrack Chito: Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip Flashing some cash and some rock star bullsh** Going in for the thrill moving in for the k** I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed And we try to impress as we start to undress Stop the press we need to get this Band: You better get ready for a big surprise You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise Mental message by visual contact Louder than any other s**ual soundtrack Chito: I like to keep it going coz' I got it going on But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so Vinci: My name is Vinci and I am neat I love pretty girls and I love to eat I made this rap from my mind And I am very very kind I like to drive fast in fancy cars And chicks dig me like chocolate bars You say I'm bad but I am good So shut up now and eat some food Chito: Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent Vinci: Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo Mali ang sinasabi mo Magaling akong kumanta Alam mo ba yung picha pie Chito: Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta Vinci: Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta Chito: Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan Vinci: Wala eh ano ngayon Band: Alam naman nating lahat Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat Ang vocalist ng parokya band Ng parokya ni edgar Chito: Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo Subalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat Vinci: Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino Chito: Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo Vinci: Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras Dindin: Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban Bago kayo magsuntukan Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan Sige na kiss na, peace na please Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula Band: Alam naman nating lahat Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't Walang iwanan sa parokya band Sa parokya ni edgar Band: Band... Band... Chito: Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala