She hung them on the wall The roaches refused to crawl She threw them on the roof The roof turned bullet proof She threw them In the sink The sink began to stink She flung them on the door the door went through the floor She hung them in the air The air said this ain't fair She hung them in the sun The sun began to run She threw them on the line The line it started to cryin' She threw them in the yard The yard it cried oh Lord She threw them in the sink The sink began to stink She threw them on the wall The roaches refused to crawl She threw them in the air The air said this ain't fair She threw them on the fence The cats ain't been back since