Parker Theory - Story Of You And Me lyrics

I remember when you first met me I was bitten by a big black bumble bee You poured alcohol on my knee I just sat and screamed You made tators and turkey pie It kind of tasted like toxic pesticide Now your laughing at my swollen eyes Thanks for the surprise Pick a fight Every night That's alright That's the story of you and me Making up Breaking up Had enough That's the story of you and me Three years later and it's still the same I call you baby, and you just call me lame A dozen roses flushed down the drain My name is Josh not Wayne Now I'm sleeping in the neighbors shed It wasn't me it was the dog that wet the bed It should be you sleeping here instead My name is Josh not Ed That's the story of you and me