Paris Hilton - Paris Hilton In Jail lyrics

I don't mind being confined to LA state prison cos i would drive with DU eyes i cause some collisions they tell me now that my appeal has been denied and that the sentence is now bonified how bout a chill that wont insult my severe pride like somewhere on upper west side with a waterslide oh no even though they say im shady i am really so refined i need a cleaning lady i cant do time robert blake and o j simpson they both get off scott free i drive without a liscence they throw the book right at me it s**s to the highest degree haaa haaa i went ape on a s** tape the guys all went gar gar now i must make my jail escape i miss my chiuaua my friend nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way she'll probably get parol then float away because she ways zero even though ive got the glamour even though my clothes are fab they throw me in the slammer britney gets rehab??? they put me in big house sounds like a movie pitch heiress goes up the river ends up as somebody's b**h they cant do this to me im rich aaah aaah and now i am digging a ditch aaah aaah my roommates a woman named mitch