Paris For President At the Palms chillin' with the Martini Paris For President Your commander in bikini When they tell you 'bout my policies To stop the player hating on the USA Incentivize Nuclear Non-Proliferation And ratify Kyoto today You can ride in the motorcade, In my hybrid, pink, Escalade, Hey! Paris For President Not another oldie cliché Paris For President You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig, Make sure that shade matches her skin-tone You can trust me with my finger on the bu*ton Nucular (Bush voice) a sad vocabulary don't! Trading in the cabinet for a walk-in, closet Hey! Paris For President America should put me in charge Paris For President Look at Bush it cant be that hard Simon Cowell he might be a little mean But when one of the judges kicks the bucket I'll put him on the Court Supreme Then I'll paint the white house pink And look into a trip to Maui Paris for President A proponent of clean air energy Paris for President The real Maverick in D.C. Water boarding is torture and Global warming is totally not hot I'll make a department called the fashion police And fix the economy with all of the new jobs Makeover Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy & Calvin Klein, Hey! Paris for President Get your cute little bu*t out there and vote Paris for President Dispensing beauty tips, and hope Paris for President (repeats) "I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message."