Heel and toe Dance inconsolably slow You felt it now You watched your hair fall out Oh poor cow Sweetheart you are what you are Aghast, a gash, an earmarked bell jar He came clean And quick with penicillin And promethazine I guess she never mentioned it Sit transfixed Like cowering complacence proves there's greatness to you And all that you're entitled to Oh rabbit, rabbit Righteous white undergraduate Is there an oven that's big enough to fit your head in? Now what to do When careless indiscretions left a bruise or two You'll never hear the end of it Now think this through When mother's little martyr gets the best of you Remember his inheritance Oh cabbage cabbage Pride of the dead fish narcissists For heaven's sake just wait until the blood has clotted Heel and toe Dance inconsolably slow You've done it now You've felt your hair fall out Lord knows we all know what's under your clothes From bitterness to dermatitis What to do oh inconsolable you You've gone and kissed your gift horse on the mouth Oh poor cow Sweetheart we are what we are Aghast, a gash, an earmarked bell jar