Paranoid Castle - Weed Man lyrics

[Intro] Uhh This song is kinda ironic [Verse 1] What do you do when you wanna get high And you look in your stash and your stash has gone dry? Well you call up your guy and say "Can you come by?" And he usually replies "I'll be there in 10 minutes" You finished the conversation and this begins the waiting A fat bud is what you're anticipating There's nothing but razz in your pipe and in your bong You start stressing hoping it won't be long Pacing back and forth, calling him again But he don't answer, he's watching CNN On his couch blowing smoke out his mouth Son of a b**h, he isn't even en route 10 minutes my a**, man it's been like 2 hours and I need some smoke in my windpipe This is some bullsh**, you have to understand But it always happens when you waiting on the weed man [Chorus] Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man [Verse 2] Finally, motherf**er take your shoes off And who's this other random dude that you just brought? Sit down and pack me a complimentary It feels like I've been waiting an eternity I'll take a 50 sack, no, make it 2 Cause I don't wanna see your party a** no time soon You're like the worst weed man of the century I missed my goal a**hole, it's 4:23 I gotta get my girlfriend at 5:15 I got some place to be and now you don't wanna leave You wanna explain conspiracy theories And watch DVDs with commentaries To get you out of my house I'll say anything I'm getting married and I have to get the wedding ring This is some bullsh**, you have to understand But it always happens when you waiting on the weed man [Chorus] Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man Waiting on the weed man