If I had one b**h It would be all cool I wouldn't have to do The sneaky sh** that I do Yeah If I had one b**h It would be all cool I wouldn't have to do The sneaky sh** that I do If I had one b**h It would be all straight I wouldn't feel two faced No I wouldn't feel two faced If I had one b**h I would feel better now ‘Cause I'd probably settle down But I can't just settle now If I had one b**h I'd probably feel better now And I'd probably settle down But I just can't settle now If I had one b**h I'd keep everything cool It'd all be copastetic sh** wouldn't never get out of hand Hell nah baby I wouldn't let it But I just can't settle down with the wrong b**h Now I know I'll regret it No, I just can't settle down with the wrong b**h Now I know I'll regret it But if I just had that one b**h That'll ride for me If I just had the one b**h That'll slide for me If I just had that one b**h That'll ride for me That one b**h that'll slide for me And I know that she gone ride for me… If I had one b**h It would be all cool I wouldn't have to do The sneaky sh** that I do If I had one b**h It would be all straight I wouldn't feel two faced No I wouldn't feel two faced If I had one b**h I would feel better now ‘Cause I'd probably settle down But I can't just settle now If I had one b**h I'd probably feel better now And I'd probably settle down But I just can't settle now No I just can't settle now No I just can't settle down Oh I just can't settle now No I just can't settle down No I just can't settle down No I just can't settle down ‘Cause ain't none of these b**hes gon' love me How a real b**h really ‘posed to love me How a real b**h really ‘posed to hug me How a real b**h really ‘posed to touch me But you can't do that That sh**'s too hard for you That's all that I ask of you If I had one b**h It would be all cool I wouldn't have to do The sneaky sh** that I do If I had one b**h It would be all straight I wouldn't feel two faced No I wouldn't feel two faced If I had one b**h I would feel better now ‘Cause I'd probably settle down But I can't just settle now If I had one b**h I'd probably feel better now And I'd probably settle down But I just can't settle now