My Friend We're pushing out the door The winner isn't last We rise up through the floor You jump the hatch and then Come crashing down The best show off of all You call out and your arm is pulp I know you are my friend And if I never met you I would be different He makes the casting call While we gain thirty pounds We decorate the walls Tell stories that we never tell again The laughing camera shakes It's funny how we never got the take I know you are my friend And if I never met you I would be different I know you are my friend And if I never met you I would be different And if I never met you I know you are my friend