You said you'd marry me if I was 23 But I'm one that you can't see if I'm only 18 Tell me who made these rules Obviously not you Who are you answering to? Oh, Jenny don't be hasty No, don't treat me like a baby Let me take you where you'll let me Because leaving just upsets me And I'll be around again To see these other men Who are more adequate In the age department If I did not think you cared There'd be no problems here But now you're looking at me like you're disgusted And I'm definitely waiting for you to smile and change your mind Then I'll say I'm sorry and I'll wrap my arms 'round your body And I really hope that you forgive in a hurry And don't just ask me to leave Oh, Jenny don't be hasty Don't treat me like a baby Let me take you where you'll let me Because leaving just upsets me Oh, Jenny you are crazy! First I'm perfect, then I'm lazy And I was calling you my baby Now it sounds like you've just left me And it k**s me!