Pansy Division - Rachbottomoff lyrics

He´s a virgin from behind He´s not as curious as me He never even stuck a finger up his bu*t Just to see how it would feel But now he´s trying To broaden his horizons Once you get to know the feeling You get so hot you could spray the ceiling He´s into cla**ical music and cla**ical tastes He´s got a cla**ical bu*t and a cla**ical waist If ancient composers get him off Then just call me rachbottomoff Rock, rock, rock, rachbottomoff I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock Rachbottomoff He was having second thoughts He was scared that it would hurt So he practiced with a dil*o To see how that would work At first he was unsure And then the breakthrough occurred He felt freed and empowered Now he´s ready to be deflowered