Hey little boy, what you writing in the notebook Ain't you got nothing to do Wait I know, you're gonna be a rock star It couldn't happen to you Huh, it couldn't happen to you It couldn't happen to you It couldn't happen to you It couldn't happen Oh, hey little boy, did you get a new toy That guitar's a little big on you Hey stop your snoring, come on get up in the morning 'Stead of sleeping all the afternoon It couldn't happen to you It couldn't happen to you It couldn't happen to you It couldn't happen It must have been my nappin' Had a dream that it could happen I had a million dollars and a beautiful girl I was singin' for the whole wide world Well I'll be the rage and I'll get you backstage If you'll just let me borrow money Hey what's so funny, yeah yeah yeah Hey little boy, so you think you're gonna make it And the record dude is coming today Well listen to me sonny, and I hope that you can take it I'll tell you what he's going to say No way, it couldn't happen to you It couldn't happen to you It couldn't happen to you (It couldn't happen to you) It couldn't happen, no no, no no Oh, it couldn't happen to you (It couldn't happen to you) Never, never, never never never happen to you (It couldn't happen to you) Oh, it couldn't happen to you (It couldn't happen to you) Never, not you (It couldn't happen to you) It couldn't happen It couldn't happen to you