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The Lord of the Rings Hobbits, Dwarves Elves and Men Kings and Queens Epicness Lord of the Rings The greatest tale ever told on your screen Potatoes! Frodo must bring the ring to the elves Aragorn fights off The nine evil Ringwraiths The Fellowship forms Saruman's a jerk Gandalf's torn from the group You shall not pa**! Boromir's embedded Uruk-hai's beheaded (Like a boss) The Fellowship is broken Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien Frodo's gooone And Sam's coming with you! Gollum leads the ring to Mordor (My Precious) Gandalf the White returns to wage war (Pip and Merry hug trees) Théoden's just like like Benjamin Buutton (He's aging backwards!) Legolas surfs on his shield to deefeend Helm's Deep Big trees Are attacking the ooooooooooooooorcs The sword has been reforged and Now a legion of ghosts are at hand (He's the king) Sam uses his spider slay sk**s While the elf and Gimli count k**s (Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn) One last battle (Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor) It's good vs evil (Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Sméagol) Frodo you must (Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob) Destroy the (Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye) Ring of Power No! Destroy it! It's mine! Destroy it! It's miiiiiine *Exploding sound effects* Yay! Aragorn sits on his throne Middle Earth is saved By the smallest of things In The Lord of the Rings