Blank walls in a restaurant bathroom Black marker though just a pen would do Small words and simple poetry Say what you want to say In just the perfect way And all the people say: Kokamantratarius Hero for the average Joe It makes him feel like POW! BLAM! YEAH! Fire in the hole! Kokamantratarius above the toilet bowl Cracked tiles and cold white cinder blocks Soon wear his words It's like a diarrhea diary for men He's like a Robert Frost if Robert Frost had been Strange and nefarious and ungregarious The road less traveled is for Kokamantratarius Kokamantratarius Hero for the average Joe It makes him feel like POW! BLAM! YEAH! Fire in the hole! Kokamantratarius above the toilet bowl Here I stand with pete in hand I'm hoping that you'll understand That all my life I've been a freak Afraid to laugh, afraid to speak But now you'll have to listen to me Now you'll have to listen to me Now you'll have to listen now But I don't have a thing to say Average Joe, hero for the average Joe It makes him feel like sh**