Pain - One-Legged Girl lyrics

Behind the counter stood on crutches made of wood A one-legged girl with blue-grey eyes, warm and wise I fled from that place and from that lovely face That the one-legged girl stole my heart and I need help Cold November morning, buried under trees I would stay here all day long except I have to eat Crack the woods, crack them open both with shovels and yells Got to find little people, got to ask for their help And I tell them If I could run fast, as fast as the Flash Or be as cool as Ash in Army of Darkness If I were a Gai-King or maybe a Viking Stronger than the Thing then I could win the one-legged girl Getting close to nighttime, running out of steam By now I know my family's looking and they'll know right where I'll be Spy the eyes in the twilight, small and bright, warm and wise Little hats, little fingers, and a flask full of wine And I'd tell them If my hand were wheels and if my feet were wheels Then I could roll over all of my rivals If I could cast a spell or do something swell So that she could tell I was worth her attention Arms drag me away The little eyes wink out Stuffed inside my pocket is a flask of wine Now I can run as fast as the Flash Or be as cool as Ash in Army of Darkness Now I'll be a Gai-King or maybe a Viking Stronger than the Thing Now I can win the one-legged girl!