Bob Al Hashib was a man of the Nile A fez on his head and a whole lot of style Shady Rashan liked to k** and to rob And one day without being provoked He k**ed Bob (And that ain't right.) Well right in the street Bob lay at Shady's feet And everyone stared, no one dared to compete Nobody there dared to compete Nobody cared when Bob died Nobody cared to try and save him Hey look away pretend like Bob was never there Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly Bob had a bro who loved him dearly Chuck is on his way Chuck Al Hashib was a man of the sands A fez on his head and a gun in his hands He had thirty knives in a black bandolier A bomb in his sock, and a bug in his ear Bad news travels fast, so did Chuck, so they say For what Shady did Chuck would make Shady pay Chuck Al Hashib was on his way Nobody cared when Bob died Nobody cared to try and save him Hey look away pretend like Bob was never there Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly Bob had a bro who loved him dearly Chuck is on his way Shady was afraid: he paid a**a**ins to save his a** And they sharpened up their swords Hawked loogs and roared until Chuck arrived Slowly across the dunes he came on a camel hard as enamel He didn't wait for an invitation He whipped out his gun and used it well Well, Chuck spent his slugs on the thugs and k**ed them dead He then took his sword and he lopped (ha ha ha) off their heads Shady Rashan hurled himself at Chuck's feet Begging for Chuck to please let him go free But Chuck lit his bomb and he blew Shady up Because Bob was Chuck's brother, you see Nobody cared when Bob died Nobody cared to try and save him Hey look away pretend like Bob was never there Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly Bob had a bro who loved him dearly Chuck is on his way Chuck is on his way, hey