Hes drinking in the kitchen, he Seem such a perfect family, who wudda knew That the mums out on the sofa, dads f**ed on Carlsberg special brew Who wudda knew, Its about 3 or 4, and y Im a silent witness, im thinking its gonna k** her Hangover She Your ready to punch her, you And you know im down, cos you And seeing you down, im praying you don Your being treated like sh**, when your like miss Dior So your dad arrives, about this time, He on the inside its f**ing nuts, on the outside its fine its like darkness under the sunshine he starts to shout, you get most of the abuse you don he says he and your mar don its like she your crying to me, and im like life Hes drinking in the kitchen, he Seem such a perfect family, who wudda knew That the mums out on the sofa, dads f**ed on Carlsberg special brew Who wudda knew, So your dads gone, he H man Im like I wish I had kept some hash stashed Just for these occasions, like this life your living has just crashed And all your mums concerned about is her Sunday dinner shindig This sorta sh** is made good, when I think pops and his figs But you aint got no pops, no figs, you say what your living is sh** And I when I think of all of it, I must admit How you handle it, ill say im impressed, im like wal you I know if I was in that position, I wouldn Cos you And when times get harder, you You And I know in life for you, you would wanna change, wanna alter But Hes drinking in the kitchen, he Seem such a perfect family, who wudda knew That the mums out on the sofa, dads f**ed on Carlsberg special brew Who wudda knew, Its about 10, your mar was going at 6, so she For sure now, h he cried his little eyes out all evening and I cant do anything, cos right now im leaving but I aint leaving you, I aint leaving you with that special brew with that temper, with that aggression with that hate, with them words, with that depression Hes drinking in the kitchen, he Seem such a perfect family, who wudda knew That the mums out on the sofa, dads f**ed on Carlsberg special brew Who wudda knew,