P Money - Health Education lyrics

[Verse 1: Paul] P money in the house, yeah it's me, no other I f**ed your mom, nine months you'll have a brother What's something big and long and fat? No its not my dick, its your mom, take that Yeah I am the best and don't you forget it Tonight I'll f** your b**h, tomorrow I'll forget it Babes, s**, making models my wife (iPhone notification) This sums up my entire life Huge shouts out to Biggie and Nas Cause I be makin' beats and takin' off bras How many times must I rap to let you know that I'm a big fat baller with a dick and a ho? I drive to my mansion in a mercedes No condom on, I'm trying to make babies Now I'll introduce you to my rapping brother And then I'll do an*l with your mother [Verse 2: Neil G] Yo Yo Yo my name is Neil G I'm a horny horny hippo, Can't you see I was born in the ghetto, down in the south And before you know it, my dicks in your mouth Bad b**hes in my house, My co*k taking a route Cause to those dirty hoes, there's been a semen drought Oh wait! Whats that?A bear black llama? Oh wait that's my dick and it's just getting longer I speak two languages, they call it bilingual And before the night ends this b**h won't be single Cause we gonna mingle, she gonna feel my tingle I'm gonna f** her just like I f**ed Laura Ingalls I always get the big girls with the big fat a**es who would've known my dick's so frickin' elastic Its so fantastic my b**hes call it my fat stick If I don't get p**y, things will get drastic [Hook] Ib do you like p**y? Yeah I like p**y Neil do you like p**y? I love that p**y p**y Ben do you like p**y? I like big fat puss-aye Paul do you like p**y? I love p**y p**y p**y, p**y [Verse 3: Ben] My name is Ben, and I am really white My co*k is bigger than a bear in a fight Up in the city I was f**ing rich b**hes f** em' hard till they need stitches Once upon a time I fell into a ditch Then a big fat b**h hopped on my 10 inch She screamed, she shout, she let it all out Banged her so hard, it knocked her teeth out I was at a restaurant, I ordered some fries The waitress said, "Hey are you that guy?" I said "Yes, I'm him, the guy with the dick" Then we f**ed all night, my penis was licked Was shopping for clothes, its hard to find pants cause my schlong is really long Its a big ding dong Its like a Ding Dong, with cream in the middle I f**ed your b**h, and that's no riddle [Verse 4: Ib] Ib is my name, gettin' p**y's my game I'm a rich Arab lord, that's how I got all my fame All day long I'm playing FIFA and soccer That hoe over there, yeah my dicks gonna rock her I'm a m**m yeah I believe in Allah I f**ed your b**h and handle lots of dollars You think I don't get p**y cause my dick is small? My dicks so hard I'll use it against Nadal [Verse 5: Paul] Jewish a** b**h with the big a** nose f**ing fat b**hes with both eyes closed Cause I could care less about STDs I attack with a stinger like bumble bees It's hard out there, bein' a pimp Almost as hard as my dick when its limp f** your mom, f** your dad, f** your uncle, f** your spouse I'd even f** your dog if it was in my house [Chorus] p**y, p**y, p**y Big p**y, wet wet p**y Really nice p**y p**y, p**y [End]