P.M. Dawn - Hale-Bopp Regurgitations lyrics

I should'a known not to watch that comet I should'a known not to give you this I should've known not to throw away my records I should've never purchased compact discs I can't remember inventing the atom I don't remember what it's like to be God I should'a known not to watch Jerry Springer I should've never watched the People's Court I don't remember inventing the wheel But I remember making Styrofoam I should'a known not to watch that comet I should'a known not to s** Amy Fisher I should've never watched the OJ trial I should've known not to shoot John Lennon I should've never gotten AOL I should remember not to blow up buildings I should remember what it's like to be God I should've known never sent the stork to the Dahlmers I should'a known not to make free will I can't remember my life as a Mormon I can't remember five minutes ago I should'a known not to watch that comet I can't remember my days as an a**hole The same day I made the CIA I should'a known not to watch that comet I should've known better