[Verse 1] Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long time Stole many a man's soul and faith And I was around when jesus christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate [Chorus] Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game [Verse 2] I stuck around st. petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change k**ed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank [Chorus] [Verse 3] I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted who k**ed the kennedys? After all it was you and me Let me introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I laid traps for the troubadours Who get k**ed before they reached bombay [Chorus] [Verse 4] Every cop is a criminal And all the sinners are saints Heads is tails Just call me lucifer I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste [Chorus] [Verse 5] What's my name? What's my name? What's my name? I am lucifer Wooooooo Alright you mother f**er's What's my name? What's my name? Come on baby, come on baby, come on baby, come on baby [Chorus]