Oysterhead - The Grand Pecking Order lyrics

In the grand pecking order Where is it you stand Under foot of swollen ba*tards Or on the neck of another man At the grand eating table Are you sitting near the head Or in the corner by the bathroom Where you're asked to pa** the bread And you pa** it with a smile on your face For to pout about would only bring disgrace To The Grand Pecking Order In the grand pecking order Where is it you lie Are you the tall hog at the trough Or a piglet in the stye On the grand ladder of life Are you near the highest rung Or somewhere near the bottom With your nose in hairy bung And you sniff it with a smile on your face For to pout about would only bring disgrace To The Grand Pecking Order And you're dancing with a smile on your face For to stand about would only bring disgrace To The Grand Pecking Order