Well, just between you and me I don't know what I'm doing here In your room, close to you Full of sh** and free beer My brother, the bartender I tip him well, and I drink for free Well, he takes good care of me, he takes care of me Anyway, I'm here I'm a bicycle I'm too tired to ride home If it's okay with you, can I take off these shoes, stay the night Well, just between you and me This thing between you and me Might not be anything worth singing about Or it might be just what I need Someone to take my mind off things At the end of a long day Someone to take my pants off for me At the end of a long night Either way, we're here We're two bicyles, ridden, too tired to know Which one of us of us two Was dumb enough to choose the other as a lover