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W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Mr. Crash, Dash, Flash, Bash, Clash, Mash, Thrash, Smash Plus I do it with the 'stache and panache I tried to tell ya man, ya'll don't wanna be young (Five, four, three, two, one, TIME… GO!) Dairantou OverClocked Assembled! Now everybody's let's go AAAAW YEEEAH! (PIKA! Soriddu Snake, Falcon PAWNCH! s**-a my dick-a) (Mmmmhhhhmm YEAH) (S-s-s-super SMAAAAASH BROTHERS) MC Final Sigma [Luigi/Big L]: (Kinda tired) If you're looking to catch an L, well then stop hops, you're in luck I leave you horror-struck and sure to s** more than a Poltergust The gravity-defier, cuz I'm known to leap higher Got green fire, but it ain't no Patty's Day deep fryer I'm just Luigi, the brother that wasn't invited to bash So I decided to crash, started to smash, and did the monster mash (woh-ho) So sure you can all approach, but then it's adios 'Cuz like you're lamping in my mansion, man, you gotta ghost, get gone 1-UP [Mario/Will Smith]: (Ha ha, yo!) Well it's the original 1-UP, yeah go 'head and call me Mario Smash Attacks so raw, I'll leave you breathless like some cardio You brothers wanna brawl? Bring it hard, we'll kick your tail, dude Call the ambulance (Wii-U!) I'll beat you back into a GameCube Shooting lyrics off like fire balls (bloop) you thrown all day Turned your mind into a cartridge (Hah), blown away It's my acclamation (It's-a me!), yeah I see your admiration You about to see a cancellation, this your final destination W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Brothaaaaz Y-y-y-yeah we goin crazy Supa Smash Sistaaaaz Either you is a man or you is a babaaay Supa Smash Lovaaaaz S'il vous plait melee, either way We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers DiGi Valentine [Donkey Kong/Notorious B.I.G. & Diddy Kong/P. Diddy]: (Bad Boy) Super Nintendo, that is what I'm on (aaaight) Ain't no other place you would catch Donkey Kong (ah ha) Hands on the ground, hit 'em loud, gone and broke ya (yeah) Got two ties, one of them is to choke ya k**er gorilla that is built like steel (ha ha) Spin my fist like a wheel, got you slippin' on banana peel (I like this) Diddy pa** the gat, watch them go and run (it's all good) I bang on these s**ers like a conga drum, uh (woo!) W!SE the all.E [Mr. Game & Watch/Kendrick Lamar]: Watch and learn Caution: I'mma burn you first time noobs and veteran tough dudes From the Famicom up into the Wii U I've got the hand of God, tending to the barbecue Blip, Blip, flip the bacon Listen, I'm amazin' Keyboard warriors and Call of Duty fans step back I'm the O.G. DM new-age cla**ic Big Bad W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Faaathaaaz Y-y-y-yeah we goin crazy Supa Smash Mothaaaaz Either you is a man or you is a babaaay Supa Smash Lovaaaaz S'il vous plait melee, either way We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers LadyJ [Samus/Missy Elliott]: (Okay) It's the baddest bounty hunter in the galaxy (ooh!) Stepping on a stage, players jump rather challenge me (okay!) I have that power bomb, waitin' for ya, heavy armed Call me your wife again… you'll wake up with yo planet gone (Booom, Hollaaaa!) Varia Suit let loose, but they know though (Kya!) (Chyeaaah! Chyeaaaah! Chyeaaaah!) They wanna see me in that Zero Suit, but they too slow (mm) I do this for the money (wooh!), so, boy, please (OH‼) You can't do nothing for me, but drive my ship (Vrrrrmmmm), here's the keys While I chill after k**ing an alien species (HOO hoo!) Quiet 'cause you weaklings leave me speechless Wanna brawl me? It don't even matter (eeYAH!) I have opponents so scared, they be talkin' backwards (ytivitpac ni si diorteM tsal ehT) Then captured, there's no beating my stage, Better skip the chapter (I can't stand Mother Brain!) Expect Samus to match your damage (wooh!), ride solo I don't do teams, flip them the Chozo (WOO‼) Cam3 [Mewtwo/Tupac]: A product of horrific gene splicing Mixed with Mew's DNA (Mew's DNA) Created the Legendary Psychic-type That you see today (you see today) One of the strongest Pocket Monsters Feel the wrath of a menace Once I blew up Pokémon Mansion My spot in Smash Bros. cemented (Feel me!) From the West siiiide Of Cerulean City (West siiiide) Soon as I Teleport on the scene Mewtwo is in the building (ha ha) I'm Kanto's Most Wanted Number 150 (number one hundred) Locked in the Unknown Dungeon (c'mon) Waiting on foes… to come and get me! They find me too violent Quick to calling me crazy (craaazay) Do a couple of movies Now they all wanna Melee (melee) Picture me rollin' up my energy I blast shots at these mascots Toss a Shadow Ball on my enemies (Shadow Ballin'!) Nasty Plotting on Fox Show Ness who's best at PK Jigglypuff, I'll hit 'em up And then I'll bust on DK (bust on DK) They say I'm hard to control Only Arceus knows if I'll win If I fall before the Brawl's over Will I rise again? W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Faaathaaaz Even on the Termina Bay (Tasty!) Supa Smash Mothaaaaz Nothin' will make me ever fly away Supa Smash Lovaaaaz Got a problem? Just say it to my face, man I'll resolve it with a DK (uh huh), yeah, I'll resolve it with a DK aaaaaAAAAAAWWW WOO! W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Brothaaaz We be representin' MC Master Hand for life Supa Smash Sistaaaz Go down in cosplay history like Mr. Cloud Strife Supa Smash Lovaaaaz Zero Suit Samus, that's my wife! We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers (A new record!) (Heya b**h! It's-a me, Mario! a**hole) (I like this guitar, man, this guitar is sick dawg) (Tighter than Spandex) (Check this out, Pika Piiii!) (Alright mate, my name is Solid f**ing Snake) (I got the mob connectiones, just call me Falcone, uhn!) [XPRTNovice and SuperiorX doing their thing] W!SE the all.E [Fox/Snoop Dogg (Snoop Lion)]: Fox McCloud up in here I see how you be sheddin' them tears 'cause you be eatin' my dust and it's getting all up in yo' eyes so you never see me disappear C'MON, I paid the cost to be The Boss There ain't no limit to me, 'cause I'm the Top Dog Don't you dare try to get my doggy-style AIYA, wit my nizzle, Falco, fo' shizzle You best recognize fo' rizzle when you playin' wit' fiya C'MON, aiyaaaa metaphist [Falco/Canibus]: When Falco bust rounds defense get shut down My pillars are the foundation of rush down Touchdown like a whirlwind, I SHINE like lightning Then take to air again, the Blue Bird dictates the skies like the Red Baron I'm ARROGANT, greatest Arwing Pilot to ever fly it Lyrics razor sharp like the beak is when I'm speakin' I used to DOG FIGHT with Space Apes on the weekend But I got the invitation now I SMASH with DK and 'em W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Brothaaaaz Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy (yah hee!) Supa Smash Sistaaaaz Either you is a man or you is a babaaay (aaaw yeeeah) Supa Smash Lovaaaaz S'il vous plait melee, either way I gain coins when my fist and your frame joins Got love for all my Pokemon, ya'll W!SE the all.E [Jigglypuff/T-Pain]: So all I do is win, win, win no matter what Whether rockin' the Jiggly or the Wiggly tough I'm gon' spin around all over Pallet Town Slam you to the ground LIGHTS OUT! Rest in Peace, I'm putting you to sleep (Shawtaaay!) Just ask the Professor Whoah-Oh-Oak! Step into my zone you getting chopped and choked Like a Slowpoke, while I be chillin' like "FREEZE!" ~Jiiiiggulleeeeeey~ DiGi Valentine [Pikachu/Humpty Hump]: Aight, stop watcha doing 'cause I'm the Pikachu and I'm here to hit ya'll with an Electric Boogalooing The girls say I'm cute and of course they would know 'cause I got Master Balls and I put them on show For real, yo, you ain't no contender Get yo' a** Thunder-clapped in to a Pokémon centre Pika Pi, I'm the one you can't catch Run along, kid, you need a gym badge (PIKAAAAAA) W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Fathers Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy Supa Smash Mothers Either you is a man or you is a babaaay Supa Smash Lovaaaaz S'il vous plait melee, either way My Falcon punchline leave you in stitches, b**hes! Bet you get a Falcon Kick out of this sh** The Auracle [Snake/DMX]: All these muthaf**as actin' like I ain't gon' shoot Because I got a pet monkey and a tight a** suit It ain't just a tight a** suit! sh** is thermal f** you mean I only got tobacco in my cigs?! sh** is herbal I got these cats I'm battlin' geekin' out like Steve Urkel I'mma smack the black off Game & Watch, I'ma choke 'em 'til he purple What I gotta go through to show you sh** is real? Red Exclamation Mark over my head, you know the deal Muthaf**a! I'ma k** him when I see him! Always cryin' cause Zelda won't ever be with him… Don't you geddit!? You a boy! You ain't a man like me! I'm the action king, baby! You a kid in HD! M-G-S! You want it?! You got it! Come n' geddit it! Playa, we wid it! All you gotta do is say it, baby! Card-board box! Whacha'll really want?! Ooh, I'm supposed to be stealth?! sh**… I'm making too much noise! MC Final Sigma [Cpt. Falcon/Jay-Z]: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain rapping Who be burning up tracks like a brash combatant Tryna challenge the Falcon for the top of the pile – dude The King of Evil's even jocking my style How you show me your moves, when I think I seen 'em befo' Or try to test me, you get an F, G – zero 'Cuz I take 'em to Mute City just to zip up they yap I come in first, then second on the victory lap Hov! 1-UP [Ness/Will Smith]: Ness is in the spot, better go and get your matter up Anything we hit's a home run, (heh) batter up You dodge out of the way and you think you think you're OK Your terrible gaming has led you astray When I hit the PK, I watch you decay You're yelling mayday, there's no getting away PK Thunder, Make it rain, you ain't never gonna be the same (uh huh) When you witness the usage of all my power drains Had to make them EarthBound 'cause you know I'm really Onett And I bring a lot of flare (yep), let's PK honest W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Brothaaz Even on the Termina Bay Supa Smash Sistaaaz Nothin' will make me ever fly away Supa Smash Lovaaaaz Got a problem? Just say it to my face, man I'll resolve it with a DK (uh huh), yeah, I'll resolve it with a DK aaaaaAAAAAAWWW WOO! W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Fathers We be representin' MC Master Hand for life Supa Smash Mothers Go down in cosplay history like Mr. Cloud Strife Supa Smash Lovaaaaz Zero Suit Samus, that's my wife! We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers (Super Smash Brothaaaz, ha ha) (Alright, sounds good to me, dawg)