Over the Rhine - The Poopsmith Song lyrics

Not on your arm Not on your leg Not in the toast Not in the eggs Not on the carpet Nor the linoleum Just how'd your little brother get it smeared all over him Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Not on your brother Not on your sis Not on any family member, you might wanna make a list Not on the plants Not in your hair Not on the porch No, we do not want to share Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Not on the swing Not on the slide Not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride Not on the window Not on the wall No more surprises on the light switch down the hall Hey! Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Not in the yard You're on your honor Don't go gettin' no ideas from the neighbors weimereiner Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty...