Oh potatoes and mola**es If you want some, oh just ask us They're warm and soft like puppies and socks Filled with cream and candy rocks Oh potatoes and mola**es They're so much sweeter than algebra cla** If your stomach is grumblin' And your mouth starts mumblin' There's only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin' Oh potatoes and mola**es If you can't see 'em put on your gla**es They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge You know you've eaten enough when you start seein' stars Oh potatoes and mola**es It's the only thing left on your task list They're short and stout They'll make everyone shout For potatoes and mola**es For potatoes an-THAT'S ENOUGH