Osaka Popstar - Where's The Cap'n? lyrics

well I woke up this morning and I got out of bed I felt really beat stars spinned through my head I knew what to do to get outta this rut toss down some of my cap'n crunch opened the cabinet where it belonged I looked at the box and cap'n crunch was gone where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n - gone? where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n - gone? well I can't eat it now with out the cap'n around what will we fo, he must be found! cuz lucky charms they don't do the trick and wheaties don't pack a sugar fix. quisp left the galaxy quake got his way all pa**ed the expiration date where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n - gone? where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n - gone? they said he'd gone away to sea and now there's a big mystery they told me to solve the clues I was too depressed I had the crunchberry blues then he came back one day they said he'd been at the milky way nut i don't believe all the spoon-fed lies conspiracies, pay-offs or cereal-spies don't feel right who could it have been the silly trix rabbit trying to work his way in where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n - gone? where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n where's the cap'n - gone?