Original London Cast - What A Waste lyrics

Check it out, hey Yo! Check it out! Hey you, you want to try my girls, try my girls! ect... Girls! I got girls! Gorgeous Girls! Very nice! Hey wow! Oh look! We gotta see! Bags, Gucci bags! Cultured pearls Shrimp and rice! I'm glad my wife's not here with me What a waste To pay for my keep I'm rounding up sheep To fleece here in Bangkok I'm disgraced I can't get ahead There's nothing as dead As peace here in Bangkok Ten cents an hour - And I stand all day I could sell Kim for ten times my pay (to some TOURISTS) If your looking for fun Original sin? If you want to put out Then you gotta come in (TOURISTS pa**; he tries to make them take his leaflets) Girls! I got girls! Gorgeous girls! Very nice! Girls! (to TOURISTS) Gee, isn't Bangkok really neat? I got girls! The things they're selling on the street Girls! Fresh dog, if that's what you'd enjoy Worth the price A girl, or if you want, a boy Hey, come to me First drink is free (to TWO JAPANESE TOURISTS) Don't be a lump, you can hump For a small extra fee I'm depressed Fot hustling amours To Japanese tours Is no treat in Bangkok I'm the best But where's a Marine With fistfuls of green I'd cheat him in Bangkok? Ten cents an hour... (The CLUB OWNER, the ENGINEER's boss pa**es) Evening, Boss (The OWNER leaves) ...Screw the Siamese Look how the're ripping off... refugees (to another PASSER-BY) If your looking for fun Original sin If you want to put out Then you gotta come in Girls! Hey boys, don't stand around like wimps I got girls! Watch out, those guys - They'r really Pimps Girls! You want some thrills, I'll guarantee Some Half the price Tonight, a twosome or a threesome (unfolding folders of photos) Look what you'll see! Hey, that's a joke. Mine blow smoke For a small extra fee Acid, Marijuana and hash We'll get you high in a flash Let's go see what they mean Chicken, lemon gra** and bamboo We want to try something new! Come do the ping pong routine! Hey Joe, try taking a little excursion You'll feel good from a little perversion OH YEAH! Ma**age requiring total immersion OH WOW! Some strange positions say me are persian OH! NO! Drinks are on me First girl is free What can I say? You get me For a small extra fee Acid, Marijuana and hash We'll get you high in a flash Let's go see what they mean Chicken, lemon gra** and bamboo We want to try something new! Come do the ping pong routine!