Original London Bend It Like Beckham Cast - UB2 lyrics

[JOE?] Saturday morning in Southall Broadway So many glories in store Saucepans and saris and scented candles [JESS'S MUM?] Hoovers and holdalls with dented handles [JULES'S DAD?] Bangles and bhangra and more [MEN] What else are Saturdays for? [ENSEMBLE] What else are Saturdays for? [PINKY?] Saturday morning in Southall's bazi [MAN] [?]er and glitter and noise [WOMAN] Colour and clutter and clothes and clatter [PINKY?] Chillies, gepaties and chips and chatter [JESS'S MUM] Girls who like dressing like boys [MAN] Just some of Saturday's joys [ENSEMBLE] Just some of Saturday's joys Home free in UB2 Here's where the world comes to sell Orange Jalepies or pink shampoo We've got the answer for all of you Searching for bargains, both old and new Bring cash And a fine-tooth comb Find a treasure for every home In UB2 In UB2 And it's a little bit of Punjab Hey! A little bit UK Brruh! A little splash of saffron On a backdrop of grey ‘Cause the skies are like lead From September to May Chez nous, chez nous In UB2 [MAN] [?] [JESS] Saturday morning in Southall market Wishing this World wasn't mine Dreaming for somewhere where being other Doesn't incur the wrath of your mother [ENSEMBLE] Somewhere where people don't mind When we stay out after nine When we stay out after nine Homegrown in UB2 (in UB2) Welcome to teenager hell This is the world with the worst taboo Is to possess your own point of view And all of the stuff they won't let you do Could fill the millennium dome It's a wonder we still come home! To UB2-- Too little discipline in UB2 Too little privacy in UB2 Too many layabouts Too many relatives Too little sunshine, and Too many foreigners-- Well it's true! Home brew for UB2 (for UB2) Here's to the people who dwell Deep in the heart of the open zoo Home to the fortunate not so few Though it's not [?] or [?] or [?] Or Paris or Villa[?] or [?] Kampala or Dehli or Rio or Rome It's Home, we're at home She's at Home He's at Home We're at Home And UB2 In UB2