Optimus Rhyme - Obey the Moderator lyrics

I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah. I accept. Hey, listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight Who these people are, that can wait This is my board, my world, my space I wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em, OK? Cool, I guess that's it man, we're straight And if you need something I'll be up kinda late Like two, see that's when it gets bad People start flaming and everybody's mad That's when I gotta bust out the ban Trust me man, some of these people just can't stand one another So I gotta cover up a scandal Nah, dude, I can't let you know my AIM handle Drop it, I'll grab your IP and block it If you can't stay on topic, you got it? If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me Confident, co*ky, the cubicle jockey Confident, co*ky, the cubicle jockey Confident, co*ky, the cubicle jockey Obey the moderator, create a state of calm Scan sentences and announce who's wrong You are the troller, one week ban I know your other screen name man Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads You are the liar, permanent ban I'll nullify your pa**word man [Why don't you tell 'em about your sig, kid] [Yeah yeah, tell 'em about your sig!] My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful Might blink a bit, 80 K, there's no way that I be wasteful People get hateful, but hey, it ain't new to me It can get crazy in this community Dude, you gotta unlock your caps Never argue; I'd better walk with you straight to the FAQs Even then they never relax, it's all grudges From six months back, still nobody budges The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth Attack us and laugh as we back up with work But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve Trade off sleep for new security It's part of the job I don't mind it And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it I'm tracking down every last duplicate account I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt I see that you are new to the Community and soon to be A troubling influence So you really should be listening Obey the moderator, create a state of calm Scan sentences and announce who's wrong You are the troller, one week ban I know your other screen name man Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads You are the liar, permanent ban I'll nullify your pa**word man Obey the moderator, create a state of calm Scan sentences and announce who's wrong You are the troller, one week ban I know your other screen name man Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads You are the liar, permanent ban I'll nullify your pa**word man