Ophelia Dies - WUT THE FUK IS THE MATTER ??? lyrics

[Hook] Matter, matter, what the f** is matter? Please don't give me a scientific answer Matter, matter, holy f** it's matter Walking on a planet and nothing really matters [Verse 1] Man I feel so Henry David when I gawk at a tree Balking at Buddha's ape feet, feeling spacey I share this rock with child slaves and Chichen Itza But maybe I just ate a simulated pizza Metaphysics swag, call me D.T. Suzuki Imagining how the eyes of E.T. would construe me I don't know much about being and nothingness But I might just be a stream of Tao loveliness [Hook] Matter, matter, what the f** is matter Please don't give me a scientific answer Matter, matter, I'm made of f**ing matter Soaring through the universe and nothing really matters [Verse 2] The way that can be told is not the eternal way I'm Wordsworth in the daffodils taking a personal day Science only explores the falsifiable I'm Terence McKenna eyes wide at the indescribable I'm up with night-terrors of brains floating in vats And if solipsism is truth, then I'm talking to myself, drat I'm also Alan Watts playing hide and seek with Krishna Or Emerson screaming "God exists!" at an atheist picnic But I'm simultaneously Nietzsche retorting that "God is dead!" Whatever THIS is, I think it's all the same Wonderbread [Hook] Matter matter what the f** is matter Please don't give me a scientific answer Matter matter I just ate some matter In this primate body and nothing really matters Matter matter I just drank some matter In this primate body and maybe everything matters [Outro: Godess Speaks] "All is Tao, Lostboyevsky. Everything and nothing matters. It is the Way of Things. Have compa**ion, help others. All sentient beings deserve love And don't forget to laugh. You humans are far too serious. Google "icecube laugh," that lady knows what's up. You'll thank me later Peace to you now, my zany little Earthling. Yeah. Or something. Goddess sh**."