OpenBSD - Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors lyrics

Here's an old story ... Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors We all know the details Magic cave, magic words, some thieves Some serious loot And lucky - Mister - Baba Who got a bad rap if you ask me The little guy who Did the best with what he had Here are Mr. Baba's lessons Load one a**, take a few trips and spend In moderation Three things the average man can't - get - right If you know your brother is a greedy ba*tard Never give him the pa**word If he goes penguin on you Stop - being - his brother When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers A sea of blood will be its doormat So do the best with what you have Beyond the lessons - you must know this That the Devil is as real as your address But unlike Vendors He at least keeps the door open Vendors of water that should be free Look upon their words and despair Their badvertising made a thief of my brother Then made him better off dead Now he hasn't got sh** to do his best with Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo The companies of thieves stole every good adjective And left us with open source (sores) Sharing smaller and smaller bandages For each consecutive cut But with the salty water of labour Parched desert becomes pregnant black soil It's not whether you're well off It's where you dig the well The best the little guy can do is what The little guy does right