OpenBSD - The Wizard of OS lyrics

The h**ne is deaf to her device Her uncles on the farm Send out the alarm And the sh** storm flies E-maelstrom is lifting up the house With Puffathy inside Twisting up a ride To the land of OS Hard landing, the packets celebrate The wicked lawyers dead The open slippers red are Hers to take Ding dong the lawyer's dead You're off to see the Wizard kid The north witch instructed Puffathy To get yourself back home Take this yellow road and You'll be fine Believe in the open ruby shoes Now go to see the Wiz and Give Taiwan your biz You'll never lose The 3 friends she made along the way Were nice but pretty lame Lazy and insane But they sang OK Ding dong the lawyer's dead You're off to see the Wizard kid Finally we're through the trees The city glows It's positively green Pompously the wizard booms He wants the broom of triple 'w' Go to the west You must pa** the test For me Bring me the ride Of the witch I despise And you'll be free You don't need the broom You don't need the shoes You don't need the wiz You will never lose You have all you need You always had heart You always had courage Did somebody fart? You always had brains You answered each call And this may surprise you But you've got some balls So double click heels And work with Taiwan And speak to your doggie You're already gone...