Open Mike Eagle - Mole in Your Ministry lyrics

[Verse 1] I had a nightmare of Tony Blair I had a dream I cracked him in the head with a folding chair I had the people just hold him there And bashed his dome until blood splashed his golden hair I drew his a** a mustache with a Sharpie marker And cut his head like an artsy barber I set it off in the House of Commons I'm a party starter Starting political parties for wheat and barley farmers Voting in secret ballots for whole leaf or Caesar salad Should I have roast beef or vegan sandwich? Will I get cold feet or meet the challenge Is the Obelisk a secret phallus? Circle yes or no Squeeze the juice from a purple vegetable Then bring it to the first Congressional hearing That you can find Mix in their wine and start smearing All over their faces like "Taste this you rapist Take it like the bribes From the dudes you gave favors" You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally [Verse 2] I listen to far too much NPR In my scarred up empty car So large trucks near me start hard-bumping Diddy I'm creating an all star funk committee Made of chart-chomping ninnies That make hard county ditties Let's us do-see-do (Poor broke and lonely ho) Before they sell us polio contaminated Oreos Sometimes I don't agree with rap (Why?) Cause most of it reinforces social achievement gaps I gotta get brainy Cause I'm a politic hating scholarship trainee Sometimes when people speak we will silence it Their sk** level doesn't meet the requirements I k**ed devils underneath the environment Even though I don't believe in your fire pits I'm sharp enough to make your tires split Sharp as a choir's pitch My enlightened heart don't desire sh** [Hook] You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally (You'll be letting it go) Cause I'm the mole in your ministry I heard of the dark arts and underground chemistry (I'm letting the globe know) Cause I'm the mole in your ministry Take the cross from the rose And there's no more energy (It's set to explode) Cause I'm the mole in your ministry I've been to the rainbow The fake gold tempted me (The mystery's age old) Cause I'm the mole in your ministry [Verse 3] Pay no attention to the orbs that flew in a formation Your flow will get cancelled due to your poor ratings Your rappin' makes 'em continue to ruin poor nations Because of you there's more rapings in Ecuador Escape from you is what children think that the meth is for You're what they get billions for building secret weapons for You are the enemy You're why they bombard the infantry Of nations who populations are base and retarded mentally And they can say that because of who? (You) You're also the reason they came back with "W" (Twice) Because of you it's war on the populace And the logo's a sword and an obelisk The same ones you adorned on your monuments Not an inordinate moderate They're more of the opposite With little more than the pocket-lint between us Me and my homies are building a rocket ship to Venus Before the sick apocalypse hit it's zenith [Hook]