Open Mike Eagle - Pa**word (tiny man raps) lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm so stealthy, I'm so stealthy I'll hide behind this pole Watch me hide behind this streetlight I'll get smaller watch me fold You can't find me cause I'm tiny I'm camouflaged in this pine tree I'm camouflaged to my eyeballs I got a secret mission like Skyfall I'm like Nightcrawler or Mystique Who the f** I'm bout to be this week I'm shapeshifting, I'm shapeshifting Weightlifter or pip squeak I'm so stealthy, I'm so stealthy No co-defendants, don't help me I'll pick pocket your drink tickets I'm stocking up on these well drinks I'm marching off to that green room They couldn't find me no more I was double fisting them well drinks Right behind that door Now I'm spying on ya, I'm spying on ya I saw you picking your nose I saw you pulling that murphy out Your secrets' all exposed [Hook] I'll change my pa**word so they can't find me Police So they can't find me Congress So they can't find me I'll sneak up behind them I'll change my Facebook so they can't find me Exxes So they can't find me Spammers So they can't find me I'll sneak up behind them [Verse 2] I'll hide from you in your bathroom I'm that slick, I'm that slick I don't walk I just backflip I'll pick-pocket your chapstick I got Charlie Day for his rat-stick I'm rearranging your key rings You go to sleep with your face smooth Now you're waking up to these bee stings And these chicken pox and them spider bites Hide your kids Hide your wife Wear two disguises at once Call me black Napoleon Dynamite Half afro and half j**-fro I sneak around like I'm clousseau Got the pa**word to your Netflix I'm watching every Naruto See me standing on Sutro Try to grab me but you're too slow I changed the plates on my Yugo Gotta fat suit like I'm sumo I paid off all of my school loans Gotta burner chip in my new phone They k**ed Biggie, they k**ed Pac They k**ed Benazir Bhutto [Hook] I'll change my pa**word so they can't find me Police So they can't find me Congress So they can't find me I'll sneak up behind them I'll change my rap name so they can't find me Exxes So they can't find me Spammers So they can't find me I'll sneak up behind them