Open Mike Eagle - Middling lyrics

[Verse 1] You old middle of the road a** Don't know the code a** Mid ranged, flat EQ, not even low pa** filtered You probably like gray better than silver Closet full of short sleeve dress shirts for work Like Dagwood or Dilbert If you were a nut, you'd be a filbert About as edgy as Bob the Builder Yeah, your whole style's all bu*ter knife You make Jack McBrayer look like a guttersnipe You probably get ten types of offended at adult content In just a friend and do what you like Do some helium Sound of your voice is extra extra medium Anything to dress up your mediocre proscenium Get zesty I bet you go to karaoke nights and do Kiss medleys And that's only a bad thing cause you're the one doing it Your lameness contagious, pick a thing and you'll ruin it Human silverfish The last thing you created was a burnt mixed CD of Wilson Philips hits Low white dull light but wilted filament If you're a baby then god damn it, take a baby step Good grief, you probably sleep in a safety net Head full of gray berets Dream about winning but in life won't place a bet [Hook] So middling, middling, middling No riddling Blink all night and won't miss a thing Middling, don't say no, go for anything Try to find a way to go in between, in between [Verse 2] Your whole style's all vanilla bean Let's see you try to fence sit under a guillotine I'd rather watch nature films where gorillas bring Than see footage of your life's most chilling scene Okay, that was kinda mean I just want you to be less like a limabean If I could I'd use magic or a time machine To rewind the thing You wouldn't want me to, not Inspector Space Time Just a normal constable Like watching Keystone Cops move at normal speed Mistaking all mediocrity as normalcy You sit at home and watch Boogie Nights without the fist fights or the p**no scenes You eat plain frozen yogurt And won't know what to do when reality shows are over I'd like to stick your head in an empty can of Folgers I got with your member card from your local grocer [Hook]