Open Mike Eagle - Lackadaisical lyrics

[Intro] Just woke up man, let's do this sh** [Verse 1: Wax] On my good time sh** Like Janet in her youth Laid back on a hammock in the booth No offense to Jesus but dammit I'm the truth But that sweet talk stuff could cause damage to your tooth That cavity rap get you rapidly smacked I happily attack since I got my faculties back But I don't get up Drive-by slap from a bucket seat Smoothly disguised but a rugged beat Like a last minute shoulder check Of the approaching threat of a wide cobra neck You don't really know it til it grips you Knocking on the studio door before it hits you You'd've thought there was an octagon there Pull the curtain up to reveal a papasan chair I grill you up a superb chop of veal Little did you know that it would be your last meal [Chorus] Lackadaisical A leaf floating by in the wind Lackadaisical But that leaf might puncture your skin Lackadaisical Seaweed out in the waves Lackadaisical Like a lion at the zoo behaves [Verse 2: Wax] I exist in a timeless mist Where there's no time to get violent or wild and pissed I dismiss that roller coaster ride turbulent-ness And keep a whole host of vibes at a tournament list Retiring the signature, vet of sports Old geezer by the miniature tennis courts Between sets fresh mango juice Shoe string's tight but the kango loose And every old folks' home here to Boca Raton For rocking vocals like I'm Joseph Ramone Today's jazz clarinet and tomorrow's freestyle rhyme But in the meanwhile I'm bumping the beat sent from E in my Sentra B Essentially illest of the century If they don't mention me with the greats I ain't gonna hate Hatefulness ain't one of my traits [Chorus] Lackadaisical A leaf floating by in the wind Lackadaisical But that leaf might puncture your skin Lackadaisical Seaweed out in the waves Lackadaisical Like a lion at the zoo behaves [Verse 3: Open Mike Eagle] The half Burger King half IKEA Brand new thing but it's a bad idea If you work in here you should have a staff ID And don't holler at the moon before I have my tea For real though, how happy can a bad guy be? I keep it dark in the middle like a black eyed pea I'm at the VIP I see MBG I like to go see them And see if they see me I'm at the Rollie [?] Sippin' a yogi tea It's karaoke night I'm picking ODB Send emojis please Baggie, I pickpocket trophies Wondering if Urcle and Nad are still homies It must get lonely in the bowels of space Rapping crop circles, all the local cows escape I'm at my aunty house she made a thousand k She heard my new LP, she said it sounded great And I'm lackadaisical [Outro: Audio Snippet] The glycemic index of Froot Loops is somewhere between 69 and 74 depending on which glycemic index you look at. These are highly processed grains, that really are not good for you in the first place. And then they add insult to injury with things like yellow 6 and blue number 2, these artificial colors again are something we wanna avoid, especially when we talk about things that we're going to be giving to our children