Open Mike Eagle - In a Perfect World lyrics

[Intro] [Busdriver] Oh shoot! [Nocando] Yo Flash Bang Grenada in a perfect world Busdriver and Nocando will be Spain in Portugal We have slaves! [Busdriver] That doesn't make any sense [Hook: Busdriver & Nocando] I, need, sh** In a perfect world I'm, independently wealthy In a perfect world I'm, not to be f**ed with In a perfect world Is that true? No it's not true [Busdriver] For ya perfect world Tomahawks, they blow up in a bouquet of penises For my second coming, check my plumbing I'll spray the duvet with Jesus jizz With a perfect leader, while he's rad On a bucket barrel shoe in your undercarriage Like a speed bag, a new dog, with old tricks So you'll need pee pads To me your world's a puss filled boil And my Ann Coulter gets her a duck bill broil It's an up hill toil Because y'all can't read, hardly If it was up to me Everyone at the tea party Would be able to speak Farsi A Lockheed with some play-mobiles And be fronted by Steve Harvey [Nocando] Sunny max and reaper in Felicia's Fallopian's From zygotes to fetus, from preschool to podiums Post-modern dystopia Feelin' doper than opium From smokes from the orphans At the Arcade By The Orpheum I know I'm not a Neo cause I never knew a Morpheus In a perfect world, these bus tokens would be abortion My girl would have an a** that's from Georgia And an accent from New Orleans But I'll just settle for California gorgeous, uhh! [Hook] [Busdriver] f** that In a perfect world It rains orange juice You can pay for HealthCare with a wink And a whimsical liberate My fever burnt up Pietri Dish is worth blood diamonds I can make adjustments on a Body High Another good weekend Over the weekend I got a degree in Reiki Healing And a Minored in Poly-Sci [Nocando] At the airport They wouldn't take my lotion like a pocket knife I never seen my momma cry the day that 2Pac had died I never get s**er punched, I can choose not to fight And social media wouldn't ruin so many relationships [Busdriver] We're not supposed to rap that way We the Cultural attaches I'll take this sweater off Met for a rainbowed right Get a plain world life With molded cats filled with pâté That attracts a thousand house wives Who teach how to alphabetize Menu items at the house of pies [Nocando] See the tough guys wouldn't care if the outfits were fly And if he Here with the truth baby, out with lies Everybody's swag would never be out of supply And Americans wouldn't try to buy a house in Dubai [Hook] [Bridge] OK, Ideal world In a perfect world That's why I'm just sellin' that sh** man In a perfect world Its not necessarily that white girl but, but, but In a perfect world It could be that white baby (What?) Love is Like a Model I Can Hustle Right Cause I Know- How to — Inflate Value! Now I'm Sellin' That White Baby That White Baby! That White Baby! All of you It's nothin' new [Open Mike Eagle] Just be a Heathenist And freak whatever's at your fingertips Just eat the peach, no need to read the ingredients It's built perfect Soft as a spider silked cerchiff No thought No guilt Just sip the mother's milk, nurse it It's naturally flawed But we're all so adaptable Intelligent design Sugar walls so collapsible Push Don't shave but I dig that nappy look Misses Obama keeps it shaved but What's a world without a bush? It's dark y'all I know that peoples problems aren't solved But when I'm in them guts I be singin' like Louie Armstrong I see skies of blue, red roses too Though it smells like old perfume And Tylenol: Cold & Flu Then a golden hue Comes up over the ocean view And as far as I'm concerned the whole world can get broken too And it all burned Give out the old food to the hopeful My folks is on the up So we won't go postal No stoplights Check the bright green focals Cold world, but its nice like a ice cream social [Hook To Fade]