Even a man who is pure at heart And says his prayers by night May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms And the autumn moon is bright Lawrence Talbot: People tell me that I'm insane yeah But when you're living in Transylvania Being crazy is just a state of mind When you're the Wolfman it gets kind of lonely And though I know that I'm the only one I stalk the full moon searching for a bride For my bride Ever since that werewolf bit my arm I've been loping through the moors inflicting harm But I'm telling you I'm not that bad And before I get k**ed by my dad I want someone to share what's left of my life I want a wife Im-Ho-Tep: You want a woman man that's plain to see But I'm your Mummy so you listen to me Don't put your reputation on the line People told me I was getting P-whipped When I was living with the Queen of Egypt But now she's dead and I'm getting by just fine Ask Frankenstein So Larry let me remind you about your life You're the Wolfman, you can never have a wife Lawrence Talbot: But even Dracula has got a bride Im-Ho-Tep: I know, and so does Frankenstein Lawrence Talbot: But under the full moon I'm alone Lawrence Talbot and Im-Ho-Tep: And you can't fool me I can see That you can't even look at me And I am a monster in your eyes I swear to God I'm not the same inside The man I am under the sun Would never do the things I've done And I won't cry Sometimes I want to lay my head back and howl Lawrence Talbot: I can never be the one who'll hold you tight I can never be the one who'll hold you till the morning light I can only be the one who'll hold you down Until you lie underground But if you survive then you will rise Im-Ho-Tep: And you'll be seeing things my way soon Cause underneath the light of the next full moon I think you'll agree Lawrence Talbot: Maybe you can be the Wolfman's bride