Onision - ROAST YOURSELF DISS TRACK lyrics

This is a story of a guy named Greg Goes by Onision what a f**ing f*g You know he's vegetarian How could you not He rubs it in your face & he thinks he's hot Have you seen his body Zits everywhere He rants about his views As if anyone cares He's obsessed with himself Have you seen his twitter? Summed up by three words Dumb, pathetic & bitter Let's talk about relationships His funniest jokes The only people who date him Are poor white folks His target age: 17-26 Hey it's legal man But you're still a f***ing d**k Divorced his wife Left her high and dry Sees a young pop star? Leaves his wife to die But oh she's crazy Better rebound fast And yeah you guessed it that sh** didn't last Film a disaster Girlfriend's having a stroke Baby you're not shaking enough Pretend you're getting choked Sh** it's not believable But I gotta get the views! If I don't start drama I'm gonna be old news Ah f*** it, I'm moving on Time to dump you like the rest High school's just gettin out Gotta look my best I get older, they stay the same age Thanks for riding Get the fu** out my way Now what about his job? Makes two vids a day What we gonna talk about? Who's fail, dumb or gay? Hates every YouTuber Let's talk about this Twitter diss, twitter diss Hate him, now I'm pissed He says men are inferior But he acts superior This couldn't be eerier Cause head's up his posterior Talks animal rights Constantly starts fights Loves to demonize whites Thinks he is the civil rights So this guy is a maniac Acts like he's a brainiac Nickname crackerjack White & brain all whack Losing team quarterback Get a fu**ing heart attack Or at least his bu*t packed Creeper like the zodiac What a sad sack Has sand up his crack Jacks off to bad feedback Too f***ed to go back Ugly like a humpback Just a paranoiac Life is a cul de sac Rides his girlfriends bareback So what do we do About Onision King of the hill If the hill's full of morons His one viral song That's annoying as f*** Was the last big break Fu**er's out of luck We get it white knight You think you're a hero But reality check: You're a cuck cuck zero Take no days off You work every day But you're not likable Give it up, go away Go be a plumber Sionara see ya Get sh** instead of dish it Bye Felicia