(this may not be what you expect) Tour can be very unpredictable Especially when you don't have any money 1997 was our first big trip We didn't get too far before we ruined Tom's car Can't seem to get a break down on the interstate 3 day van may have been a mistake Picking up Paul in the U-Haul Danadar let me out it's hot back here (chorus) well this may not be what we expected But soon all our problems will be corrected Some how everything seems to turnout find (and we know who to thank every time) One highlight was playing the underground stage But Pauls not even making minimum wage Now all of our shows are falling through So we got nothing to do And three pirates too Gimme a coke with 6 straws Who's got 10 bucks to feed us all? There's not much to eat Looks like Tom Manns is cheap I'd like to pay for my friends But there's nothing to spend (Nothing to spend) Tom cant pa** the teacher test And the old van plays ca**ettes too fast (kenny) I'm sick of work Let's try and go full time Invade the united states with the deal and the saints! DId you bring your toothbrush? -Yeah No you didn't did you? -No. Nothing ever goes the way it should