[Widow corney (spoken)] You're a cruel man. And a hardhearted man besides. [Mr. Bumble(spoken)] Hardhearted, Mrs. Corney? Hard? Are you hardhearted, Mrs. Corney? [Widow corney (spoken)] Dear me! What a curious question coming From a single man. What can you want to know For, Mr. Bumble? Mr. Bumble, I shall scream! [Mr. Bumble] No you wouldn't, heigh ho. If I wanted something special, Then you couldn't say "no". Did I nearly catch you smiling? Yes I did. And it's beguiling. If you hand is close, I'll press it. Yes, you like it -- come confess it! Yes, you do... [Widow corney] No, I don't. [Mr. Bumble] Yes, you do! [Widow corney] I shall scream! I shall scream! 'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream. [Mr. Bumble] Since there's nobody that's near us Who could see us. Or could hear us? If you ask you can I kiss you Say what will my pretty miss do? [Widow corney] I shall scream, scream, scream! [Mr. Bumble] If I pinch you one pinch - From you shy protective shell Can I un-inch you one inch? Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty Let her suitor do his duty? Tho' his lap ain't very large, dear Sit upon it - There's no charge, dear. Will you sit? [Widow corney] No, I shan't [Mr. Bumble] Will you sit? [Widow corney] I shall scream! I shall scream! For the safety of my virtue I shall scream Tho' your knee is rather cosy, See my cheeks are getting rosy. You would have me in your power. If I sat here for an hour... [Mr. Bumble] I shall scream, scream, scream! [Widow corney] You're a naughty bad man. If you think I can't be proper, Prim and haughty - I can And you'll pardon if I mention You must state your true intention. [Mr. Bumble] Is there not another room here? [Widow corney] No! [Mr. Bumble] If there would be a bride and groom here - would there be? [Widow corney] Well there might. [Mr. Bumble] We shall see. [Widow corney] I shall scream! I shall scream! At the thought of what you're thinking, I shall scream! [Mr. Bumble] You will wonder where the scream went When we Come to an agreement As my lovey-dovey is chubby Could she love a chubby hubby [Widow corney] I shall scream, Mr. Bumble! I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble! I shall scream, scream, scream!