Oliver Koletzki - This love lyrics

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Boring G was in the bar, lookin' to consume Some drinks for the eve, so I can get drunk Just sippin' on my drink, chillin' all alone So here's a little tip for you and me Take care of your liver, don't you see It needs lots of booze to be happy and free So here is what you do if you want it to be Crack open a six pack, Jack Sip on some rum, Chum No need to be glum, bum Just get yourself done Lap at some cognac, Mr. Black Swig on a beer, dear Inhale a nut brown ale, Dale Hurry, before it gets stale Swill some Pastis, Denise Slurp some Crème de ca**is, Patrice Put away a Crème de menthe, Brent You know it's time to get bent Take a shot of Tequila, Mila Chug a Sangria, for Pia, Mia and Lia Quaff some fancy Chardonnay, Trey Gargle some Merlot, Bro Just let yourself go Fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver Partake of this 15 year Macallan, Allan Inbibe some spiced Egg Nog, Dog Pour some white wine, Reinhart "Wo ist der Deinhard?!" Down a Bloody Marry, Jerry But Guiness is in this to win this This ain't no quiz, test a sloe Gin Fizz, then take a whiz But first put your drink on the sink, Dink Pop a shot of Vodka, Walker Nip at a Baileys, Hailey Hey you need a Mai Tai, shy guy Show me the way to the next whiskey bar, don't ask why Rack us up some Sambuca, Luca Tipple a little Pfeffi, Steffi Sop up a Gin and Tonic for Sonic The Hedgehog And a Jägermeister for the housemeister Fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver Swig on a Ramazzotti, Pavarotti Guzzle some Hennessy, Tennessee Toss back a Manischewitz, Lenny Kravitz Soak up an Amaretto, Gepetto There's no Frangelico in the ghetto Raise a Grappa, Zappa Belt some Champagne, Charlemagne Irrigate yourself with Martini, Fellini Want a White Russian? - No need for discussion Absorb some Fernet Branca, Anke Libate with a Moscow Mule, fool Gulp down a Pernod, Gernot Slug back a Margarita, for Margaret and Rita Quench yourself with a Mojito, Pablito Wet your whistle with some Slivovic, evil witch Toast your little spider with Apple Cider But only Absinth for your abstinent stint Fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver No need to get down and sulk and quiver Life will take er and she'll give er But there's one thing that will always deliver There must be fifty ways to love your liver I'm drinking into a whole new era Get drunk and step to this I dare ya Drunk on a whole new level The drink is iced and the ice is the treble Bottles Drinks We brings Alcohol Get drunk Where drinkin' is life And life is drinkin' If you drink like I drink You don't wanna step to this It's the gin-tonic era Funked out with a lemon twist If you dope like I dope Then you're high like every day Your liver will get all busted As it expands and turns grey Fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver Fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver There must be fifty ways to love your liver Unconsciousness