Lepers without feet Hopping down the street Walking on their knees Doing as they please Lepers without brains Diving out of planes Plunging through the sky Thinking they could fly Lepers without hair Tumbling down the stairs Turning into dust Laughing is a must Lepers without hands Lying in the sand Baking in the sun I want mine well-done Those zany lepers that have no feet They fall apart -- in the street Don't have much skin to call their own It peels away -- revealing bone Those crazy lepers, they are so neat They fell apart in the street All those lepers, they have no feet FALL APART!!