[Verse 1] I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none A renaissance man if there's ever been one Got a pretty good handle on a lot of things But I ain't figured out everything [Chorus] 'Cause all I know about girls Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em But it'll spin around them All I know about girls Is you best get out of their way Shut your damn mouth if you got somethin' to say It's like yeah baby, no baby, whatever you want baby Whatever it is is my fault All I know about girls is All I know about girls is I don't know nothing at all [Verse 2] It's probably the reason Hemingway drank For all the lovesick blues that were written by Hank They all got stuck right where I am Just like every other man [Chorus] All I know about girls Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em But it'll spin around them All I know about girls Is you best get out of their way And shut your damn mouth if you got somethin' to say It's like "Yeah baby, no baby Whatever you want baby Whatever it is is my fault" All I know about girls is All I know about girls is I don't know nothing at all Mmm [Bridge] I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none But they sure make learning fun [Chorus] All I know about girls Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em But it'll spin around them All I know about girls Is you best get out of their way And shut your damn mouth if you got somethin' to say It's like "Yeah baby, no baby Whatever you want baby Whatever it is is my fault" All I know about girls is All I know about girls is I don't know nothing at all Yeah all I know about girls is I don't know nothing at all I don't know nothing at all