Well, I met her on the corner of Broadway Said she'd seen me coming for a mile Guess I should of known she was troubled By the hoodwink in her eye She said now watch my hands real careful But I should of been watching her feet 'Cause before I knew it she stole my heart and my wallet Went runnin' on down the street The greatest hustler of all stands about four foot nine Made to be a moocher Low down hoochie coocher Her daddy made her walk the line Hustles with the greatest of ease Fools any boy any time Greatest hustler in all of this world Hustled this heart of mine Now I've been hustled on the streets of Chicago And the levees of New Orleans But I never knew a woman to work so fast She's what you call hustling queen And I took her to the fair on Friday We stepped into the kissing booth And I puckered my lips to steal me a kiss She went and stole my gold tooth The greatest hustler of all stands about four foot nine Made to be a moocher Low down hoochie coocher Her daddy made her walk the line Hustles with the greatest of ease Fool any boy anytime The greatest hustler of all of this world Hustled this heart of mine Well, if you see her coming this way boy better take care 'Cause she'll hustle your heart away into the air So fellows if you're down on the corner Shes not that hard to find She's the greatest hustler in all of this world She stands about four foot nine Greatest hustler of all stands about four foot nine Made to be a moocher Low down hoochie coocher Daddy made her walk the line She hustles with the greatest of ease Fools any boy anytime The greatest hustler in all of this world Hustled this heart of mine Yeah, the greatest hustler in all of this world Hustled this heart of mine