Ol' Dirty Bastard - I Can't Wait lyrics

[Intro] Yo, Yo Miami Yo Cali-Fornia North East West and South motherf**a Yo Check this out This is Dirt Dog I'm here to make you scream [Chorus] (x4) Big Baby Jesus I can't wait n***a f** that! I can't wait! [Verse 1] I ain't no actor my sh**'s for real Thighmaster If I don't get paid 2 or 3 million dollars on Monday I'm a bring on the ARMAGEDDON!(It's Monday) f** that feeling, this fo reeling n***a I want my own island Make it rain, hail, storm and earthquake UHHHH! That's what I'm saving! Play that music in your trunk The c**aine amplifies my funk n***a I'm from the ghetto How many celebrities from the ghetto? (Dirty your crazy, I'm crazy about your music Dirty your crazy, you're a nutcase you're a f**ing nutcase) [Chorus] (x4) Big Baby Jesus I can't wait n***a f** that! I can't wait! [Verse 2] AIDS, chickenpox, flu, and night fever Cancer, herpes, mumps, and seizures Diabetes, TB if you're against me You die easier! Cops don't have a show whatsoever Ain't no more doctors, ministers Nurses can't give us searches There won't be electric, won't be churches Cause your body go against you Whether it's a lie or whether it's true You can't use violent mentalities anymore It ain't lambskin You can't use the word napkin n***a ya sleeping [Chorus] (x3) Big Baby Jesus I can't wait n***a f** that! I can't wait! [Break] Hold on Hold on Hold on HAHAHAHAH [Verse 3] I'm diplomatic playing pen and pad Ratatat you're a scaredy-cat Cause I have a tat put you up like that You can't stand that, cause you gotta scat You couldn't even move Don't know how to groove b*tch TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES Stink up the room Motherf**er you knew! f**ing with the doo Dirt Dog don't mean to be rude [Chorus] (x8) Big Baby Jesus I can't wait n***a f** that! I can't wait! [Outro] I want to give a shoutout to FunkMaster Flex And all the DJs across the world I want to give a shoutout to my n***a Luke I want to give a shoutout to my n***a Suge Knight To my n***a Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg I want to give a shoutout to um,um, what's them n***as, Outkast I want to give a shoutout to them crazy n***as In parts of the world that I never been too I want to give a shoutout to the Eskimos I want to give a shoutout to the submarines I want to give a shoutout to the army, air force, navy marines Know what I'm saying? Y'all playing my music In the submarines and the boats Play that sh** know what I'm saying? It's called traveling music busting ya a** style Yo Big Baby Jesus, know what I'm saying it's one love I give a shout out to all the women I give a shout out to all the babies All the munchkins All across the world playin' hopskotch I want to give a shoutout to all the school teachers I give a shout out to um, um, myself [Chorus] (x3) Big Baby Jesus I can't wait n***a f** that! I can't wait! [Outro] Big Baby Jesus I give a shout out to the Wu-Tang, Tang, Tang, Tang... The Brooklyn Zoo