OJ - If I was EMINEM lyrics

My name is Marshall Mathers cause Marshall Mathers and if u f** with me I might do something psychopathic cause I been through hell and yes my mother was a crack addict and I've been knocked down so many times but next thing ya know I'm back at it Livin life in panic f**in girls thats Hispanic f** my dad I don't even need parents remember that b**h poppa dot oops I mean Clarence his rhymes were so whack I'm not sure we're from the same planet I ran em like a bar and grill I scared and k**ed feast upon my dinner like the granddaughter of ms Wilkes and I've gotten taller maybe its all the milk anyway I feel like I'm walkin on stilts or maybe I'm wilt chamberlain rockin timberlands cutting up beats like Edward scissors hands The beat is like meat and you're a vegan how u suppose to stop me from rippin if this chickens head you can't cause if u try you'll be next leave u in a wreck call u a jerk hit the reject and tell u to respect as I fly of in a leer jet Money won't change anything but the sh** that I buy not the soul inside me. Imma still k** for a hobby and f** my girl and some hoes like side beats if u like that last line better repeat and If u didn't and wanna fight me meet me on lee street But I don't even fight no more ain't got time so if u comin for me u better bring ya gun cause I Alread co*ked my 9 but still ain't copped my 9s and forgot all about them jordan 5s f** it Imma jus take somebody's when they kick the bucket Watching the Game and Malik jus got shot now who the f** did it ain't nobody askin those questions except one white cop and u know they won't find shout was cause those white cops change there mind more than a whit girl changes flip flops his has rich as f** why he dont have his own cops sh** Ida shut down the whole block to find out how I got shot and by who st 8 o'clock offer a dozen doughnuts to the cop to find the unlucky n***a that pulled the trigger he shoulda f**in reconfigured what would happed if I didn't die and survived to shoot him Between the eyes did he not realize he's f**in with a psychopath with a sick mind with dangerous fist that ill leave a grown man blind or at least co*k eyed Layin sick in bed at 1 o'clock feelin like sh** I got a sick pops whose makin me attend paisley in in the state of imperfect conditions worse than chicken pocks a runt nose that leavin me snot clogged inane to breathe I believe that if I close my eyes that I may suffocate in my sleep by closingm y mouth and forgetting to breathe because my nose is stuffed